#978 “Real men never have to get drink suggestions from an App on their iPhone.”
#979
“Creature or semi-automatic weaponry. A man knows his priorities.”
#980
“A man can get away with wearing nothing but his jeans if he’s got the right mustache.”
#981
“Don’t turn on the heater. Start a fire to stay warm.”
#982
“There are places for American Flags. This isn’t one of them.”
#983
“I may have a real name, but I better always be called Dad, Sir, or Father by you.”
#984
“ALWAYS win her the biggest teddy bear.”
# 985
“Laugh at jokes told by girls even when they’re not funny. They’re aren’t going to fuck you if you’re a complete asshole.”
#986
“Boys collect stamps. Men collect guns.”
#987
“There’s only one way to mount a horse.”
